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CAR JOKES THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE

CAR JOKES THAT WILL MAKE YOU SMILE

It's been a while since we posted some car jokes. We figured 2020 could use a good laugh, for obvious reasons. We hope a few of these jokes for the automobile lover will make you smile. Enjoy! Yugo No Go How do you double the value of a Yugo? Fill it with gas. Speeding Away A man buys a sports car and is really beginning to enjoy it when he sees flashing lights in the rear view mirror. He guns it and is rapidly up to 160mph when he realizes what he is doing. He slows down, then pulls over and soon the cop pulls up behind him. The cop comes up to the window and asks, “What were you thinking, taking off like that?” “Well,” the man replies after thinking about it for a bit, “a few years ago a highway patrol officer ran off with my wife.” “What does that have to do with anything.” “I thought you were bringing her back.” Looking at the Bright Side An ex ... read more

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